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*swoosh* donkey kong swings through the jungle to hide his sacred bannanas fromm king karuel. While in the same forest kirby is chasing king dee dee dee swinging tree to tree when *crash* donkey kong and kirby crash into each other. Ooh ooh ah ah ah screeched donkey kong as he looked down at his squished banana's. owowow said kirby as he watched king dee dee dee get away they both were furious.Kirby started to charge at donkey kong when suddenly donkey kong hit kirby sohard kirby must've flew 25 feet.Kirby was surprised then ou said kirby as he had an idea. kirby began to drift in space and then he sucked up a phyro form the sun and came charging down at donkey kong at fire kirby he was like a metieor chargeing straight at donkey kong. Donkey kong was nailed and went soaring at a tree and then picked up a baulder that was on the gound. He hurled it at kirby and kirby's head was bashed opened. Kirby hit the ground as a small star popped out and kirby was back to normal. Kirby struggled to get up as donkey kong began to punch kirby wildley. Kirby then started to suck up donkey kong. When donkey kong came out of kirby he imediatly faced a maroge of punches. Ant wen donkey kong was on the ground kirby finishe huim of by transforming into ninja kirby and hacking his head of then continued his search for king dee dee dee.
IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER inuyahsa slices through the millions of demons in nothing flat. KA ME HA ME HA!!! goku blast's aall the left over red ribbo army robots that he didnt destroy as a child. *zzzzz* one of the robots gave off a melecular stuctivity and sent goku back into the past. Just when inuyasha was about to kill naraku after slaying all his demon slaves goku pop's out of aportal and lands on top of inuyasha. GRRRRRRR GET OFF OF ME inuyahsa screams. Woow were am i said goku. Your in my way is were u are screamed inuyasha as he drew the tetsusiaga ( tetsiaga its the japinese term ) DIE inuyahsa sscreemed as he went to kill goku. goku mearly move an inch grabbed the sword by its blade and through inuyasha through the wall of naraku's castle.Goku went ssj 1 and flew after inuyasha. GRRRRR YOU B@$TERD screemed inuyasha. Ah ah ah yemper temper said goku. wait why is your hair different? said inuyahsa. Oh nothing accept i just becam 10x more powerful than i was befor. Ah crap said inuyasha. GRRRR said inuyasha WIND SCAR ooof said goku. grr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then suddenly goku becam a ssj 2. Woow he chnged again tough inuyasha the goku shot a huge blas at inuyasha ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh screemed inuyasha as he ducked *swish* goku was standing right in front of inuyasha. Dam he's fast thought inuyasha. *wak* inuyasha was punced away. Heh to easy now time for THE SPIRITE BOMB goku went super sayain 3 and then ssj 4 and used the spirite bomb . GrRRRRR theres only one way to beat this jack @$$ thought inuyasha now if this doesnt work im done for though inuyasha. imnuyasha drew the tetsusiaga ( tetsaiga)the tetsusiaga(tetsaiga) started to glow red and then screemed BACKLASH WAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goku's spirite bomb was sent bakc at him AHHHHHHHHHH screemed goku as he was disintagrated . Inuyasha looked around naraku's castle was gone but inuyasha had beaten a new foe and was now proud to go back to his group.
SWOOSH super sonic and hyper shadow are racing While in hyrule link is trying to master the power of the fierce diety mask. The speed of sonic and shadow makes them go 1324 years into the past and makes them make there biggest mistake of all time disturbing oni link. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Then oni link looked sinister as he slipped into the red tunic. then played a melody on the orcirina and was transported to death mounten valcano. Then he grabbed sonic and shadow and they teleported with him. Then onilink was charging charging up his twin blade sword. And launched a blast that fried shadow's hover boots sercitry. Grrrrrr said sonic Dont worry sonic said shadow CHAOS CONTROL and froze oni link for 10 and charged up there spin dashes and when link was unfrozen they spinned at oni link and ripped his chest opened. But oni link still smlled a evil smile as he pulled out a fairy and healed himself. Grrrrr wait sonic i have an idea. Shadow not knowing his hover shoes were broken dashed off of a cliff and he then found out his hover shoes were broken he was haging o by one hand. SHADOW ILL BE RIGHT THERE when sonic was running to help sonic but when he passed by oni link. oni link held his arm out knocking sonic out. Then oni link came in front of shadow and sliced his hand off then shadow fell into lave he fell into his death. when sonic awoke he was awaken by a slice to the head oni link chuckled and walked away.
samus aron vs mega man x
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SAMUS screemed metroid cammander. i want you to go toplanet franzdel to gather the weopns. While on planet norath. X scremmed zero. i want you to go to planet franzdel to ge the weopons. Mean while on planet zebes samus gets ready with the thought in her head There might be another commander While on norath x is thinking the same thing. THE NEXT DAY samus and x both leaved not knowing that the battle that was about to be heald would be one of there last. PLANET FRANZDEL x eters to see these larg cat people samus also enters shortly after. AHEM said the larges ca person.It is said that both planet zebes and planet norath want the same thing planet franzdel's secret weopons. Yes said x and samus at the same time. So it is decided that you 2 will fight to the death. OK agreed samus and x. The winner will get the weopons and the loser along with there whole planet so the plane will not come back bothering us for more weopons will parish. x and samus looked surprissed. Very well said x and samus. Then the chairs dissapered and a big squared arena appered. FIGHT said one of the cat people. Samus went to smash x but x had his x buster charged up and samus was hit by it. Samus skided along the ground. Your beter than i expected said samus.Of course i am said x as he suddenly turned yellow. DIE x shot out a huge electricity bomb and samus just barley dodges then z charged up and shot out an even bigger electricity ball. Samus used her electricity whip to grab the ball of electricity and threw it back at x. AHHHHHHHHH x was hit by his own attack. GRRRRRRR said x as he then turned green then suddenly invisable. Samus looked around for x then WHAM she was hit by a spike witch shattered her helmit. Then she some how punched x right on the form generator and transformed him back to his normal state . hm now you die said x as he turned into a silver person and started to shoot misiles samus started to shoot misiled also. Then x suddenly changed into a light blue form and froze samus. then he changed into a red form and melted samus causing her sercitry to fry. Then samus began to charge up her only weopons the blaster and electricity whip then she used her whip to pull x in but little did she know x had his mega gun charged DIE screemed x as he bley up samus then used his z saber to kill samus and he did as he walked out with the weopons and as he watched samus slowly die he also heard the explosion of samuses planet.
4 way death match inuyasha,kagome,sesshomaru,naraku vs link,zelda,ganondorf,shadowlink
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*slice*link was about to kill shadow link as zelda was about to finish off ganondorf when at the same time in a different land. kagome and inuyasha were about to kill naraku and sesshomaru. But when the master sword and light arrow reacted with the tetsaiga and the sacred arrow. The triforce and sacred jewl reacted with the power of the good and evil magic pulsing and the powers of the triforce and shikon jewl made them combine and travel to the middle of the earth the sacred land of kinkonoy. Link,zelda,shadow link and ganondorf said it was best to settle this when they found the triforce as did inuyasha,kagome,sesshomaru and naraku but insted of the triforce the sacred shikon jewl. when both groups arrive they found the things they were looking for on the ground but then *shew* the triforce and shikon jewl combined and then link and inuyasha grabbed it. They cought sight of each other and both drew there swords and swong at eachother ill help said kagome. kagome shot a sacred arrow at link. Then zelda shot a light arrow . The two arrows canceled each other out. Then shadow link took a charge at sesshomaru. An ganondorf fallowed at naraku. POISEN PUNCH screamned ganondorf as he hit naraku sending him flying through a rock. But when sesshomaru went for poisen claws shadow link dissapered and appeaared behind him. Shadow link then cut open sesshomaru's back. The fight between inuyasha and link was just as brutal inuyasha had been sliced and gashed and link was cut and torn. zelda and kagome Were also worn out because of the emense fighting. Then link grinned as he took out a bottle with a fairy and healed him and his conrads then link's grin grew wider as he slipped quickly into his red tunic and played the song to transport to death mountain. While link was in death mountain he noticed that inuyasha's kimono was fire proof. link then used his wind ja ( from minish cap ) to suck of his kimono. You remind me of miroku said inuyasha. link mearly grinned agian as he used din's fire ( orcarina of time ) to burn inuyasha and then kill him. Link despossed of the body and came back to see how all of his conrads had done. When link came back kagome who was just about dead started to cry then link noticed that only kagome was alive link said ill get the triforce thingy finish her. Zelda did just that then link turned around sharply and killed ganondorf and shadow link. come on zelda lets go home he said.
GOKU VS SUPER
one day after the fight with lexluthers robots super man went to explore japan and there he met his most afformitabla apponite goku. they flew into each other at break neck speed and super man didnt like that at all he took a swing at goku and goku dogded it by a hair then goku went ssj1 ( super saiyan 1) and charged at super man giveing him a huge punch to the guy then a quick elbow to the face. superman angrily charged at him and gave him a huge punch to the face knocking goku out of the air. then goku quickly went ssj2 and charged back with a KA ME HA ME HA and shot superman but because supermans weekness is kryptonight he was barley affected. goku now inraged went ssj3 and super man looked at him and said is it just me or it your hair getting stupider by the second. goku grinned and he punched superman so hard he coughed up blood. then superman elbowed goku in the back so hard that he coughed up blood then goku went into oozuro ( giant monkey ) and then a quick ssj 4 then superman punched goku in the stomach but goku grinned and heald up his hands and collected enough energy to form a spirite bomb then he finished of super man with some kryptonight he found in the soil. then he sped away and revived him woithout his memory of the battle with the dragonballs
MICHAEL MYERS VS JASON VOORHEES
on friday the 13th jason was revieved (again) to kill the camp counslers but this time jason stayed alive to kill them all. so after he put the bodies in hells closet (see freddy vs jason) he sat down to chill untill more counslers came. after about 3 weeks on halloween michael myers came speeding toward camp crystal lake in a van that was sapossed to be driven by counslers but he killed them and crashed into the camp ground jason hearing this though maybe i should go see if theres anyone to kill and he did find someone as soon as michael came out he saw a 7"6 figure in a hockey mask he compared jason to himself and realised that jason was bigger and stronger he was only 6"10 he pulled out his steak knife only to his surprise to see jason pulling out a machete michael came rushing for jason stabbing him in the stomach jason took out the knife and stabbed michael in the shoulder michael surprised stabbed jason in the throat jason stabbed michael in the other shoulder michael angrily stabbed jason in the head jason cut off michaels head and put it in hells closet were michael met freddy krugar but thats a different death match. PEACE OUT ( JASON RULEZ )
ps. if this deathmatch is too short o well im trying to please ppl with add lol aka co owner of this site davi hes to lazy to read a whole deathmatch and jordi jollimore cuz he probley has add ( he cant pay attension to anything that doesnt have an atv in for more than 10 minutes) so peace
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shaodw (or dark) link vs shadow
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CHAOS CONTROL shodow has 3 chaos emeralds and it trying to unlock the hidden power but he needs seven. by accedent he unleashed the hyrulian portal. dark link emerged with a vengence and charged at shadow gashing his arm and the his stomach shadow surprised screams CHAOS POWER (shadow the hedgehog commin soon its a game) and starts glowing red as he charges at dark link who evaporates into shadows shadow and pops out with a slice to the back. shadow needed more time to heal then he saw sonic so he dashed at sonic stealing the rest of the chaos emeralds and going hyper shaodow and kicking dark link in the gut and then a quick knee to the face to knock him on the ground then dark link gets up. suddenly shaodw realizes that he cant kill him he has to seal him back in. shadow goes back to normal and grabs his chaos emerald the screams CHAOS CONTROL and turns blue (see shadow the hedgehod the game comming soon fo xbx ngc and ps2) suddenly a portal appears but dark link isnt going back in so shadow rams him in but he also goes in suddenly the portal starts closing and the chaos emeralds are outside it! shadow starts running but dark link has his leg shadow desperetly kicks dark link in the face and escapes before it closes leaving dark link inside with ganondorf. from that day on shadow swore not the screw around with the chaos emeralds.
there somthing long
sorry if it didnt turn out the way u'd hoped
;D aj
link and dark link vs sonic and shadow
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with the power of the chaos emeralds dr robotnick revived sonic and shadow but they were out for vengence. they cought link fighting shadow link and sadow said i know both of you i fought both of you!. link got prepared for battle as sonic charged at super speed kicking link shadow tried the same thing but shadow link evaporated and revaporated behind sonic killing him but link was displeased in this he charged at shadow link but he evaporated and revaporated behind shadow but link stopped him with a light arrow killing him. then shadow and link stood killing time by talking smack but then after a burn on shadows mom he charged at link kicking him and knowcking him down link remembering the only way he could beat him even though he is emotionless in battle he needed rage so he once again put on the feirce deity mask turning into oni link then slashing shaodw to bits and turning back bringing back there lives with no memory (dont ask how maybe some fairies and ugg a memory ray it is sonics time of course)
theres another read to ur hearts content
;D aj
goku vs zero
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goku and zero were talking in a hero's dabution but zero and goku were the only ones who showed up. greeting hero's said cell and sigma weve decided since we cant kill you maybe you can kill you. just then goku's eyed went red and suddenly he attacked zero SMACK zero went flying into a wall zero said sigma goku is being controlled by a machine you cant get through to him stop trying. zero say it. the first time zero went for it he missed zero flung around only to be smacked and back head first into a wall. then he activated his z-buster and charged up and shot at it. goku is a highlytained warrior who can exeed his power tims 4000000 you think even under our controll he wold never let an energy blast merly just hit him.grrrrrrrrr said zero.then goku went ssj1 and dashed at zero smashing him in the face then he went ssj2 and dashed at him again and bashed him in the gut then kicked him in the gut. then went ssj3 and tried to do a ka me ha me habuyt zero took out his z- saber and went after him and sliced off the machine so goku went ssj4 and killed sigma and cell so goku you got any good food at your house asked zero. yeah i can get chi chi to cook up some ramen ok hahahahaha
thereres another
oni link vs demon inuyasha
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on the ledge were link had thrown inuyasha off of inuyasha had held on because a little bit of fairies magick kept him emune to attacks for a couple minutes . inuyasha's tetsuiaga on the other hand was in links hand as he took it with him (techneckly link is half elf and elf's are demons ((techneckly)) so link wanted it) inuyasha then became full demon inuyasha and swooped out of death mountain and headed off to hyrule. meanwhile in hyrule castle link was trying to unlock the tetsusiaga's secrets. grrrrrrr i transformed it a second ago howcome i cant transform this stupid sword now. link put the tetsusiaga down. now what was i doing..........................i was protecting zelda against a moblin attack and i used this and the master sword to kill them. I GOT IT i must have to protect someone to be able to inlock its power. so link go up put his master sword in the sword shieth in his back and put the tetsusiaga in the sword shieth in his side strap and went out to test out his theory on the tetsusiaga. he went outside to see inuyasha red eyed , claws longer, teeth sharper and enraged GIVE ME MY SWORD YOU B@$!#RD. link manuvering on instinct got the tetsusiaga out and threw it in his room in the castle and drew the master sword but then he thought maybe i shoul kill this guy for good. link grinned TIME TO GET FIERCE then link pulled out the fierce deity mask and transformed into oni link. then he stuck his sword in the ground and put up his fist's ready to fight. inuyasha charged at him and clawed at him but oni links armor was too strong. oni link recoiled with a punch to the face and a kick to the stomach. but inuyasha was more than that and came back biting oni link's arm and breaking it. then he came down with a powerful double fist slam to the head . grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i must be able to beat him he doesnt have his. OH HIS SWORD oni link grabbed inuyasha's head and flung him into a wall then grabbed his sword and ran hear oni link threw the tetsaiga at inuyasha but inuyasha grinned he kicked the sword aside and went to kill oni link. he sucseeded but before he went he looked at oni links head. he went back to normal and used one of links fairies to revive him unconsious. im takeing this inuyasha took links fierce deity mask and left.
mario vs sonic
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sonic sped toward a building and leaped over it landing down a pipe and being transported to marios world where he would settle the fued between segians and nintendians. mario was sitting on a stool eating pasta when he saw sonic and jumped into action with a fireball scorching sonic. sonic leaped at mario kicking him in the face. mario grabbed a metal mario hat and a flying feather and charged at sonic and grabbed him by the face and slammed him into the ground then he viciously grabbed him by the spikes ( hair ) and threw him into the wall crashing it then he grabbed a fire flower and another metal cap and charged again but this time sonic saw it soming he sped around mario and kicked him in the head but it didnt hurt metal mario. mario turned around and shot a huge fire ball and then tranformed back to normal. all of a sudden sonic saw his chance he transformed into super sonic and flew away ready to come back for an attack. so mario grabbed a feather a wing cap and a star and sped after him. in mid air aonic shot a beam at mario. mario got nailed but then he hessitated and realised that he was invincible for 30 seconds well now 26 with his star so mario dashed at sonic and slammed him in the head then grabbed his head and flew down at the ground. before hitting the ground the sar wore off so they were both crushed but with some mushrooms and rings they were okay for there next game apperince
aj
and i know its a little corny
naruto vs jason
one day naruto was training in the woods when he saw a guy in a hockey mask walk bye. so he went after him. when naruto called out for him he flung around and took a slice at him with his machete ( not hatchet machete ) naruto was alarmed so he threw a sharinggan at jason. jason got knailed in the head and naruto said. yea i won belive it. jason just got up and slashed at naruto again. natuo used the dople ganger jitsu ( its spellit jitsu but pronounced jutsu BELIVE IT!!!! )
jason got alarmed and threw his machete and one of the fake naruto's. jason flung around to see the real naruto hitting on one of the camp counslers. jason inraged flew at naruto and stabbed him but naruto was barley affected. naruto screamed OUCH THAT HURT but naruto took out two sharingans and and a ninja star ( not the same thing ) and threw them at jason then used the sexy jitsu and thought that jason would stop but he didnt jason got even madder and ran at naruto blindly swinging his machete. naruto used his chakura so climb up a tree ( you'll have to watch naruto to know why thats important ) but jason ripped the tree out of the ground but because of his chakura naruto wasnt affected naruto dashed at jason kicking him and knocking him down then he summoned one shadow clone and used the rasengan to kill jason by exploding his head. naruto felt bad but of course jason came back from worse lol.
ultimate link vs ultimate x
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x was looking over the greatest hero's of all time while in his ultimate armor ( SEE MEGAMAN X COMAND MISSION ) and then he saw ultimate link ( twilite princess i think ) x stared at him. hmph i should be the greatest warrior of all time said x so he time travelled back into time to fight link. link was training when x apeared. hey get out of the way guy onless you wanna die said link. x just dashed at link and punched at him. link blocked it. what but your a mortal said x. yes but i have the golden gaurnlets ( see orcarina of time ) said link defiently. grrr said x as he secretly charged up his x buster and drew his z-saber. graaaaaaaaaa screamed x as he charged topward link. oh its a sword fight now is it said link as he drew the giants knife ( see orcarina of time ) take that they said at the same time. but the gians knife was cut in half. hahahahaha a mear blade cant stop my advanced technalagy ( i dont care if its spelled wrong ). maybe magic can said link as he drew and charged up the masyer sword. what ever you say said x as he went for the master sword with his z-saber but it didnt cut. huh? what happend said x. no matter how advanced science gets it cant beat magic said link cockily. grrrrrrrr SHUT UP said x ad he and link engaged hinto a sword fight. first x went for a high slash but link took out the z-saber by unleashing the magic. then x remembered that his x buster was fully charged, then x shot it at link. whoa said link as he got the master sword knocked out of his hands. then link drew the mirror shield and waited for x to attack. x shot a blast again but the mirror shield absorbed it ( see spirite temple orcarina of time ) and shot it back at x killing him. link picked up the master sword and went home for something to eat.
vegeto vs gogeta
vegeto <------------
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gogeta ------------>
goku and vegeta were seeing what would happen if they used the fusion earing and the fusion dance together. first the did the fusion dance becomeing gogeta. then the used the earings but something happend. gogeta came out of vegeto. then they saw eachother. we will see who is the better fighter said gogeta. fine said vegeto. gogeta charged at vegeto smashing his face into the ground. then he shot a kamehameha wave at him and used instant translocation to teleport across the plains and wait. vegeto got angry ( he gets it from vegeta ) and charged at gogeta who got his and flew straight into a mountain then he shot a galick gun at him and flew into the dust but gogeta was ready for him he kicked him in the back of the head then used the [urification light beam ( see movie 12 janemba ) and thought that he was dead but vegeto was barley affected but he was angry so he went ssj1 so did gogeta then he went at gogeta with a hand beam death blast ( see movie 12 again ) and blew shot it at gogeta then he went ssj2 so did gogeta but gogeta then went ssj4 and used the big bang spirite bomb before the 30 minutes were up to win. goku and vegeta were a little weak after that but when supper was over they were back to normal.
alucard (hellsing) vs vash (trigun)
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alucard had just finished feasting on someone when he saw vash shooting in a gun fight. alucard went at vash looking for a challenge and he got one. alucard killed the person vash was shooting at and then went at vash. vash surprised to see alucard shot at him and hitting him in the head. but alucard just got up. hmm so your not aware im a vampire said alucard VAMPIRE!?!?!? said vash the only way you can kill me is chopping of my head said alucard. so be it said vash as he ran at alucard. alucard made a hell wolf appear on his hand and he smashed vash into a wall then he took ou his gun and shot at vash but vash was gone. vash appeared behind alucard and shot the cross off his neck (not meaning too) and then charged at him with his gun and shot alucard three times in the throat. but alucard just got up and grinned. your skilled so am i. then alucard charged at vash and dissapeared into thin air. then he appeared in full hell dog form and vash started shooting like crazy but alucard just got hit and he was barley affected. so alucard jumped at vash and bit his throat then he transformed back into normal but once again vash was gone. he appeared behind alucard and chopped his head off. die!. then vash left to get a beer and some food and maybe a hospital.
note: hellsing is an anime witch features alucard and kitten as good vampires fighting evil ones.
trigun is about vash they are not in the same anime tough they both were those orange sunglasses
thx
at a villans confrence ganondorf and bowser were talking on how there worst enimies mario and link were this and that and something else. then they said wouldnt it be great if hey fought eachother. yea link would kick that fat plumbers @$$ said ganondorf. no no no mario would win said bowser. after about 2 hours of arguing ganondorf said well let me vouge for link and fight for him. bring it said bowser. ganondorf shot an electricity ball at bowser then went in for a poinson dragon punch ( see super smash bros melee ) then for a hawk's eye poison kick ( super smash bros melee ) but bowser countered by breathing fire and then biteing ganondorf and ripping his chest open. blood gushed every where as bowser let out a battle cry and clawed at ganondorf making the wound bigger. then bowser let out some fire and scorched ganondorf but then ganondorf's hand started to glow as he turned into a giant monster. (ganon) then he went at bowser grabbing him and stabbing him repetietly and then he took bowser by the head and threw him in the ground then he chopped off his head and turned to normal and went to the great fairies fountain to get healed.
link vs mario
THE BATTLE FOR THE NINTENDO TITLE
link and mario are in the ring. im'a goanna win da nintendo title said mario in an itallian accent. tss please the only thing your going to win is a beating you fat itallian plummber said link. shut up elf'a boy said mario. you makin funna my ears tomato nose said link. bring it prancer said mario signalling the bring it sing. mario shot a humungous fireball and set link on fire. but link didnt flinch. hahaha red tunic im emune to fire said link. then link charged up his sword and threw it at mario, then the sword started to spin and there was heavy magic flowing from it. mario just barley dodged it. then mario juumped twice and jumped down at link punching him in the gut then uppercutting him in the face. link's sword was comming back so link grabbed onto mario and the the sword went though both of them. mario who was in incredible pain kicked link in the nads as he pulled the sword out. mario grinned. link grinned. the lookied at each other feircly. link pulled out a farie as mario pulled out a mushroom. link was healed and stronger mario was healed and HUMUNGOUS. link stared at mario as mario grinned ha ha ha try me now elf boy said mario. "ive taker bigger than you" then link charged at mario but mario but on the metal cap ( see super mario 64 ) and the feather ( see super mario world 1 ) and a mushroom and grew bigger than ganondorf had ever been. " the bigger the are the harder they fall." then link went to slash marios leg but the sword couldnt pennatrate metal. crap said link. then link noticed the matal was wareing off. so link went at him again. he stuck his sword into mario's leg and then shot a fire arrow in his face. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah screamed mario. then mario took off into the air. mario's gigantic hand grabbed link as he plumeted toward the ground. they pounded into the ground but link was unharmed. i let a fairy loose befor i hit it revived me explained link. then you were dead i win said mario. not neccasarely said link i didnt die. i was knocked out. said link. wah????? then mario shot a huge fire ball at link but the mirror shield absorbed it. then link went at mario charging.he stuck his sword into mario.then he let out the fire ball in marios face killing him. then link went to collect his prize money and title as nintendo ultimate champion.
my death match winners vs ????????
DM WINNERS VS
the galactic empire was observing the greatest warriors wen x, inuyasha, link, dark link, ganondorf, vash, gogeta, naruto, demon inuyasha, oni link, zero, shadow, jason, kirby, were transported to an octagonal fighting areana surrouonded by a cage and the ropes are barbed wire. went the middle of the areana opened and a figure wearing a black cloak emerged. who is that said inuyasha. IM GOANNA FIND OUT BELIVE IT! said naruto the figure whipped of his cloak and dashed down. gogeta grinned and shot a big bang kamehameha but the figure summond fire and reflected it. then inuyasha used the backlash wave to send the blast back at him but he absorbed it. he then stepped into the middle of the arena and said. greeting gentlemen i am overlord the overlord of the earth ha ha ha. grrrrrrrrr die said zero as he dashed at overlord. overlord decenigrated zero with an electric blast. x inraged dashed but suffered the same fate. you see im not ordinary i controll elements. shut up or ill make you shut up BELIVE IT! said naruto. then shadow link and oni link and link emerged. we know how to beat him. oni link shadow link into me. then shadow link and oni link dissapeared into links body through magic increasing his power making him tall with the shadow shield and fierce diety sword. now gogeta those fusion earing in your pocket hand them over. gogeta through him the fusion earing. now inuyasha come hear. hmmm? said inuyasha and demon inuyasha. go inside inuyasha demon inuyasha. now lets fuse. they fused making a takk figure with long bloindish silver hair and a double blade red tetsusiaga (tetsaiga) now everyone put your full power in the sword. everyone vanished into the sword. none of this said overlord as he shot an element ball that was all of his energy. FIERCE DIETY BACKLASH WAVE. then all of the people came out as overlord was disinagrated and everything went back to normal.
SORRY FOR THE DELAY thx :aj:
obi-wan vs darth vader
different match not realated to episode 4 in any way
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note: this is technecly an alternate ending to star wars.
Obi wan listened to master yoda and went forward in time to kill darth vader. He came out and challenged darth vader who had killed old obi wan. Obi wan jogged over drawing his light saber. He attacked darth vader. Darth vader blocked it and went for a low swipe. obi wan blocked this attack and slashed from the top of his head downward and then used the force to knowck darth vader off his feet. Obi wan you are younger than i remember. And your better than i remember said obi wan. qui gon must of tought you something i didnt. You werent better then qui gon said darth vader. obi wan looked down and said oh? then how come i defeted darth maul and he didnt? ( just in case you were wondering who qui gon jin was. he was the other jedi who taught obi wan in episode one and his name is pronounced qwi-gone-jin you pronounce the i like eye ). Because darth maul was an amateur said darth vader. obi wan chuckled. werent we all. IVE had enough said darth vader charging at abi wan in rage. Obi wan sliced him in half and said. remember what i told you. never be too eager to rush your opponent. obi wan left and tought aniken right. aniken then lived a long prosperous life. as did the jedi and luke finnaly saw the side of his father he wanted.
Demon inuyasha vs demon naruto
inuyasha was going into kagome's world to get kagome, while in the land of ninja's naruto was going to japan for vacation. inuyasha and kagome were walking when the two groups bumbed into each other. Would you watch were your going said inuyasha. Better back off or ill kick your ass said sasuke. inuyasha grabbed sasuke and threw him. kagome said sit and sakura grabbed naruto. now you guys calm down they said. inuyasha and naruto glarred at each other but kagome and sakura started talking. sasuke and naruto were questioning inuyasha until." give me that dumb hat" naruto said. no sait inuyasha. nartuo yanked of the hat and saw that inuyasha was a demon. you demon said naruto adn sasuke. they threw a ninja star and sliced of his neclace thingy. inuyasha was mad so he grabbed naruto and went into the fudeal era. as soon as they got out inuyasha punched naruto in the face and grabbed his head and threw him. naruto quickly did the dopple ganger jistu ( it is jitsu but pronounced jutsu how do i know im in karate and sensei said theres two ways to spell it and episode translations say jutsu so u'll undersyand but anyway) the many naruto's stole inuyasha's sword and threw it. not realizing the amout of strength it hit kagome who took sakura through with her. inuyasha was enraged and threw a rock at sakura almost killing her. naruto and inuyasha stared at each other with rage. then they transformed. imuyasha and naruto were wild. naruto viciously grabbed inuyasha and slammed him into the ground. inuyasha kicked naruto in the face and then grabbed his arm and threw him into a tree. naruto then got up and dashed at inuyasha as inuyasha dashed at naruto.they locked hands face to face and then inuaysah overpowered naruto and broke his wrists. naruto wailed in pain and then kicked inuyasha in the stomach with such force his coughed up blood then naruto kicked inuyasha in the head almost breaking his skull. than naruto snapped his wristes back in place and and grabbed a huge rock and threw it at inuyasha's head. inuyasha quickley jumped up and slashed through naruto then sliced his throat. naruto was beaten but inuyasha was satafied so he went back to normal and healed naruto. but whenever they spar or fight they make sure to leave demons and chakra out of it. and what happend to sasuke ? he went gay cuz he is hahahaha
ZERO (mmx1-8 and mmz1-5
MASTER CHIEF(halo1,2)
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master chief was exploring a new planet when suddenly he was ambushed by zero. master chief took the neddle gun and started firing at zero. zero was easily dodging each attack and then took out his gun ( technechly this is the zero from the mmz series so the gun isnt attached to his arm _ and started firing at master chief. master chief dodged them with some difficulty but then zero stopped. and he heard a strand noise getting louder. master chief assumed that the gun had to cool off because it seemed like inferior technawlagy (i dont know how to spell it and i dont care )so he started shooting the needlegun again but then switched to the scarab gun and started to shoot again, zero dodged these with a little difficulty and then pointed the gun at master chief. masfter chief thinking it was back to normal started charging up the scarab gun ( u need to be in a certain level with a certain cheat to get this gun my friend mike told me )and ran at zero they both let out a devastating blast and both guns were fried so master chief took out the beam sword and zero took out the z-saber. they charged at each other and both swords colided causing a huse electrical discharge that actully chatterd huge boulders. zero then jumped up in the and used the spin slash but master chief blocked it and punched zero as hard as he could. zero was hurt but not out. master chief heard that wierd rising sound and zero's sword started to glow. master chief then realized that he was charging up so he ran at zero but zero was fully charged up and he slashed master chief and his beam sword in half. zero did some research on master chief and learned that he was just a good intentioned person and he actully saved people'n'stuff so he used a cyber elf to bring him back. he later explained what happened and master chief was on his way back to his shit. but neither master chief or zero's quests were over:P
sasuke vs naruto
NOTE:This is not an alternate ending of the naruto vs sasuke that actully happend in the series this is completly original( well the story in anyway )
naruto and sasuke finnaly decided to end it. naruto started off using the shadow clone jutsu and sasuke activated the sharingan. naruto's clones started attacking a kick from the left and a punch from the right, a take down from above and an under uppercut but sasuke's sharingan forsaw every attack and he blocked each one ( i'd like to inturuped the dm 4 a sec to explain sumthin naruto is pronounced how it sounds na-ru-to but sasuke is sauce-kay, shadow clone is where naruto clones himself and sharingan is were your eyes change color to red and you can forsee attacks )then gave each one a good wack to make them dissapeer . but naruto was able to hit him from behind. sasuke hit the ground and took out a kunai and threw it but naruto wasnt there. then naruto's hand poopped out of the dirt and flew up in the air while grabbing sasuke's hand then the other and everntully they were in mid air and naruto start doing flip things when in the middle of one he threw sasuke into the hard stone ground and threw 2 ninja stars or shurikans at sasuke. sasuke quikly took out 2 kunai ( small knife type things with loops at the end ) and used one to block and used the other to throw at naruto. then while naruto block it he got in position and kicked him up further in the air and then he did the lions barage ( if you are not a naruto fan or if you do not know how the attacks work stop reading here ) naruto was on the ground and while sasuke fell he quickly used the fire style jutsu on him. naruto was hurd but he went kyuubi or demon naruto and did the naruto uzamaki barage and then he started to summon the rasengan but sasuke allowed himself to go cursed seal level 2 and started letting chakra through for the chidori and as soon as he hit the ground he lunged at naruto who poofed at first sasuke believed that he defeted naruto but then he realised that it was a shadow clone naruto appered from behind and hit sasuke in the back with the rasengan. winning
Nartuo and Kakashi
King de de de and kirby
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sasuke and sakura were sick so kakashi took naruto exploring but in space king de de de and kirdy were fighting when they crashed there ships in front of naruto and kakashi.king de de de not realising that he wasnt on his planet he ordered naruto and kakashi to help him kill kirby.whyo! said kirby in distress but then naruto walk over and bonked de de de on the head " Who the hell do you think your talking to" said naruto. de de de got mad and took out his hammer. he smasked naruto with it and naruto actully went 20 feet and crashed. kakashi lifted up his headband and actuvated his sharingan. kirby then tried to run but de de de grabbed him and said kirby if you help me ill give you all the food you can eat.kirby was pleased and went over and sucked up naruto. he now had naruto's power. hmmm what a strange technuque said kakshi. shut up ninja boy said de de de as he attacked from over head. kakashi dodged this easily and kicked de de de through a tree, meanwhile kirby and naruto cloned themselfes to make 100 of themselves and they fought. there clones were being wiped out quickly as narutohad 4 clones left and kirby had 1 but kirby then went kyuubi naruto kirby :P and started slashing and easily destroying the rest of naruto's clones and starting to attack him but naruto went kyuubi also, now things are getting ugly. kakashi was making quik work of de de de until de de de said i was saving this to destroy kirby but your a bigger threat. he took out the star wand and show out stars as kakashi, what a strange wepon said kakashi and he dodged the stars with some difficulty. then he gave a final smash to de de de and killed him. he then put de de de back in the ship and sent him on his way . meanwhile naruto and kirby were coliding the rasengan. naruto over powered kirby and went back to normal wen kirby did he was about to finish kirby off wen he decided that kirby isnt evil so theres no reason to kill him. he picked up kirby and got him a hot meal and ever since then kirby has been a friend of naruto's.
forgive me for the cornyness but i wanted to add some restraint in this match cuz i couldnt find a reason for kirby to be on ddd's team so i had to let naruto spare him, oh and kirby is still an ingalactic defender but nows hes friends with the hidden leaf village.lol.:P-aj
sesshomaru vs uchiha itachi
Itachi and sesshomaru aware of there combatens matches ( inuyasha vs naruto demon on kyuubi ) decided to hold a little match themselves. itachi started off by activating the most powerful form of sharingan. and sesshomaru by taking out his sword and getting a spare arm (lol). itachi ran at sesshomaru and threw 2 kunai which sesshomaru easily blocked and then as itachi jumped up in the air sesshomaru hit him with the electric whip thingy. itachi hit the ground but then turned into a log. hmmm? said sesshomaru. itachi the appeared from behind and stabbed him in the back and drew his sword. sessomaru turned around and hit itachi with a scractch attack (XD lol) itachi was a little surprised but he saw it coming. he then tried to attack sessgomaru but sesshomaru's sword broke his sword with ease. itachi looked surprised and tried to use an illusion but it didnt affect sesshomaru. sesshomaru dashed atitachi and drove his hand through itachi's chest. itachi looked cocky as he nailed sesshomaru in the head with a shuriken. sesshomaru started harnesting his power and used it to use his demon power. he started whiping his electro thingies at itachi who easily doged each one but then sesshomaru threw dust in itachi's eyes and stabbed his hand through him then rose his sword and was about to chop off his head when itachi got an illusion on him and then was able to finish sessomaru off. youre good i dont know how i lost to you though said sesshomaru. itachi killed him and tried to take his sword but he couldt so he left with satasfacction and a couple holed in his stomach lol